thrvsting:

when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like

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Things Heard on the Band Bus

fictional-and-alive:

"IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE!"

"PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"

*a really long, very angry rant about light poles*

*My Chemical Romance*

"SUCK MY PROSTHETIC DICK!"

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING HUMPTY DUMPTY LOOKING TRUMPET PLAYING ASS BITCH!"

"I’d fuck that breadstick."

"How did my pants get over there?!"

*various sex noises*

*shouting incredibly wrong lyrics to the radio*

*many stacato “Oh“‘s*

*insert Spongebob reference*

*plays “how uncomfortable can you make the band director*

*everyone addressing director “Sir Duke of Cornland/Nebraska”*