when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
"IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE!"
"PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
*a really long, very angry rant about light poles*
*My Chemical Romance*
"SUCK MY PROSTHETIC DICK!"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING HUMPTY DUMPTY LOOKING TRUMPET PLAYING ASS BITCH!"
"I’d fuck that breadstick."
"How did my pants get over there?!"
*various sex noises*
*shouting incredibly wrong lyrics to the radio*
*many stacato “Oh“‘s*
*insert Spongebob reference*
*plays “how uncomfortable can you make the band director*
*everyone addressing director “Sir Duke of Cornland/Nebraska”*
How do you even talk to cute college guys like ???????